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Mel Dawn
Sep 24, 2023 10:00 AM EDT

Halloween is right around the corner and I'm going to do something pretty high concept for my costume this year. Yup, I think I'm going to go as a well-adjusted adult who gets eight hours of sleep a night, plenty of exercise, has a decent salary with benefits, a house, a healthy relationship with food and alcohol, and a bright future ahead of them. Should be pretty spooky to those who know me—"I hardly recognized you!" they'll probably say. It'll be a real challenge to put this costume together, but I think it'll be a huge hit. Good thing I have plenty of time to try and get into character. What will you be for Halloween this year?

Until Halloween finally comes, I'll just keep on collecting funny memes for all you terminally online scrollers out there. Here's a huge helping of random memes that have nothing to do with each other. 

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  • 01
    Head - Cashier: "Do you want your milk in a bag?" Me: "No. Keep it in the jug." Cashier:
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    Outerwear - How would you describe yourself? Cuent Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance...
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    Food - Why do we call them olives instead of Greece's Pieces
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    Food - Erik @clockwork951-16h What they won't tell you in any cooking class is that to make the meal really tasty, you have to offer a sacrifice to The Gap
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    Cat - *hacker voice* I'm in
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    Forehead - SEP 30 NOV 1 ОСТ 1 DEC 1
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    Forehead - The spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after killing their brother W
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    Automotive tail & brake light - When you don't have the budget to fix your car *** of
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    Font - cutekittensarefun He thinks he's being sneaky baku 718ONYSNATO whose being sneaky
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    Font - ME: I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what's up you Shrek-lookin bag of b ch
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    Organism - ● Wendy's Suggested for you · 4d • Follow When they pull the last burger out of the freezer...
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    Flash photography - Me: I'm A 90's Kid "No, You're A 30 Year Old Man"
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    Tire - YOU COULD TELL HIM... OR YOU COULD JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW
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    Human body - BREAKING NEWS 'ALIEN' REVEALED AS CAKE
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    Cloud - MORDOR HE WROTE
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    Water - Home goals when you fking hate everyone A. 3
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    Clothing - Me when I first started my job: @MTKYUAN I'm very sociable and work well in a team Me now: Fire me...I dare you
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    Organism - Me helping my kid look for the snacks I ate after they went to bed ← ← 4 E (11 mamatic not
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    Forehead - babe please stop posting every deranged thought you have 2 likes oh this one's a banger
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    Clothing - Friends: "Boy or girl?" Me: "20 chicken nuggets" a a a a a alamy a a a Jalamy alamy (3)
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    Head - the nefarious anglerfish
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    Rectangle - E The New York Times VZ How to Feel Alive Again SUBSCRIBE FOR $1/WEEK - M... l 11: You've reached your limit of free articles.
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    Cat - Looks like mine, but I have my doubts...
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    Muscle - T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams Photoshoppers so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. 9:48 AM - May 26, 2016 17.8K 10.9K people are talking about this
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    Font - Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) @lwriteOK why yes i would like to adopt a tiny, semi-feral animal with a lifespan just a fraction of my own and then make it's continued survival the lynchpin of my mental health
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    Hair
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    Food - If you can't use chopsticks, use a fork instead.
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    Gesture - Salesman: *Slaps top of water heater* "With this bad boy you can cry on the shower floor for 45 straight minutes"
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    Wood - Looks like someone lost their tuba. That's tubad
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    Font - British People will put anything in a Sarnie. Fish fingers, chips, crisps, banana, mashed potatoes, pot noodle... You name it, it's going in the f king bread.
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    Font - "Things may be tough now, but there's always a light at the end of the tunnel." The light at the end of the tunnel:
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    Shirt - Babysitting: I gave my nephews $5 each. I told them to hold it against the wall with their nose, whoever dropped first would lose with the winner getting to keep both. Kept them busy for 3 hours.
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    Font - Dating me be like.... Speak to you tomorrow babe That knife isn't meant to be there Or is it Delivered
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    Photograph - Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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    Smile - what do you want to be when you grow up rning DE mor non Enya lives alone in a castle with her cats and her £91M fortune
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    Product - The Star Trek episode when the enterprise went back in time and made first contact with the alien species that would rule the Earth
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    Food - Me at work thinking a coffee is going to magically put me in a good mood @official workmemes
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    Bicycle - Yet another cycling skill that has been lost over the years. Woman practicing cutting off a head while riding a bicycle.
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  • 39
    Clothing - Zendaya in Marc Jacobs definitely Human @tiltc137 This how the gangster cats from tom & jerry looked like.
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  • 40
    Plant - I heard this is where I could find the greatest fighters AMCAS WAFFLE HOUSE 00000000
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    World - I may seem okay, but deep down, I wanna spend about $1500 on Halloween decorations 3. V HAPPY HALLOWEEN ENTER
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    Food - become ungovernable
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